"Billy drives like an old grandma."

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"Watch out, I might have rabies."

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"Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead?"

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"You don't have to be athletically inclined to write down basketball scores."

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"Don't get it wrong, we all hate their dad."

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"People always ask me for a "Paul Hug"... What the HECK is that?"

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Interviewer: If you couldn't be in a band, what would you do?

Paul: I'd be a farmer.

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"Do we even play music?"

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Paul: St. Paul is not gay! He's very, very straight."
Guy: Okay, buddy, whatever you want to believe.
Paul: You're really starting to hurt my feelings.

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"If you ever make me do that again, I will punch you in the face and make you bleed."

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"I went from band member to extra like that. Story of my life."

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