"C'mon, everyone put your hands in the air and sway them back and forth. Let's get a big hippie, we are the world thing going on!"

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"I'm gonna... go... walk into... traffic."

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"We don't really consider ourselves a punk rock band. Punk rock is suppose to be anti-clique, but these days, even punk rock has gotten cliquey."

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"Sorry mom I like to makeout!"

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"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

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"They used to call him Joely Moley."

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"Did I mention I'm allergic to everything?"

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"Christina Aguilera tired to make out with me... and I shut her down!" (imitating Joel)

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"I pulled my own pants down and put it on myself and said 'you guys leave me alone.'" (about the Bengay incident)

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"Look!...There's Joel!...There's the other one!"

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"1 egg, 1 sperm...2 babies!"

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"Good Charlotte's for the kids!!!"

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"He's what you call a loser folks. A loser." (Speaking about Joel in high school.)

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"I'm agoraphobic. I just want someone to love me!"

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"We like to go out to shopping malls and harass people."

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"We usually say this is the 'Makeout Song' but our mom is here!"

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"What's my official statement? My official statement is.... that I've been wearing the same underwear for four days."

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"We stole all of Paul's clothes and made him play naked."

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"When we do fight it's not about things we think we'd fight about like, music. It's about like, I'll wear Joel socks and he'd be like, *Benji imitating Joel* Dudedude I told you not to wear my socks, dude You know I like my socks Benj!DudeOh are those my boxers too?Dude ohhh Ohh do you have to go thereDude Dude! Then we're like in the studio in this really important part of the song and I'll be like 'what do you think we should do?' I don't care are those my boxers? Dude!"

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"I sell out every day. I say give me a five dollars and I'll give you a kiss."

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"I fell off the stage and all my clothes fell off! And I wet my pants, but they fell off, so I couldn't wet them, so it must have been the kid standing next to me."

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"You know who else likes making out? Sum41. I know from first hand experience. ..Or... my friend does."

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"Hi we're crazy town and we suck!"

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"One time I ripped Joels nipples off! One time I pierced Pauls butt cheeks together."

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"I don't know how your gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro..." -Benji to Joel.

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"You know, I just like to keep it all in the family." -Benji, after being accused of having relations with his bro Joel.

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"Hey guys, I have some bad news for you. We were backing out of the parking lot...and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow. Sorry, our bad."

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Joel: "Oh Edgefest 2, how I love thee..."

Benji: "...with your poo poo and your pee pee..."

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"Yeah, on our day off we went to Disneyland for our first time and Joel was like a little kid. He was like 'Come on guys we have to hurry to Space Mountain!' And this morning when I walked in the bathroom, I swear I heard him singing 'When You Wish Upon A Star.'"

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"Keep representin' GC, 'cause you know we're representin' you!"

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"I bet they did the dirty-dirty! Go Justin, go Justin!" (Talking about Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake's break-up)

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"Call me a mama's boy, I don't care."

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"Black nailpolish didn't come with testosterone."

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Interviewer: Would you ever consider turning in your instruments to learn choreography and become a boy band?
Benji: Umm... after you shot me in the head.

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"I was in a boy band once myself, and let me tell you, the Backstreet Boys don't have anything on you."

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"I have a confession to make: I love making out. It's fun and innocent. And besides, you can't get pregnant from making out."

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"My last name is rock n' roll, actually my last name is scum." (Say it really slow)

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(After this girl handed him ring that lights up when you push it...) "Joel! Lookie!" *Pushes ring into Joel's cheek and watches it light up* "It's so purty!"

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"Were not very good at the whole rock star thing."

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"Were just kinda the awkward guys who play music."

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"You just cursed on the radio!" (Said to Joel.)

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"Joel is a strange kid, he grew up in a weird place."

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"If you're not pregnant, I want you going home pregnant."

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"I got all the hoes."

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"I like to rip tags off mattresses."

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"Someone call the fire department this one's out of control!" (said while shaking his hips back and forth) (He said this outside the club they played that turned into a dance club after and u could hear techno in the back HE WAS DANCING!)

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"Joel your gloves suck!"

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"That's funny, we were just talking about sex!"

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"That performance really moved me...I gotta go now."

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Person: "Hey Benji, were you doing drugs before the show?"

Benji: (Laughter) "Nah, I don't do drugs."

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"Yeah of course, the boxers are yummy and its the bacon that gets the gals! No wait...its the other way around..."

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"Stop watching them making out!"

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"Uh...I like dogs...I have a dog...his name is Cash."

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"They call me Benji, they call him Joel."

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"Thanks to Burt Backarach, red wine and candlelight and most of all thanks to my parents for doing it."

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"Awww. Thanks, you get a hug for that!"

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"Corruption? What's that? No, we probably corrupted each other."

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"My ass smells like Joel."

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"We feel really lucky right now, especially because we're so young. We feel like we can do anything, nothing can hold us back, and we've got a lot of energy."

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(During "Seasons") "I'm really feelin' those lighters..." (like Fred Durst in the song "Outside") *Silence* "Oh, come on! That was supposed to be funny!"

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Person: "Alotta people have that tattoo *points to spiderweb looking tattoo on his elbow* What does it mean?"

Benji: "You usually get it when you murder someone."

Person: "Benji! You murdered someone?!"

Benji: (laughing and whispering) "Well, I can't tell you that. No, I'm just kidding, I didn't murder anyone. It's tradition to get the tattoo."

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Little Kid: "Hey Benji, will you sign my report card?"

Benji: (Looks around and trys not to laugh.) "Wow, that's really good!"

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"This is a sweet song, it's for the guys of MXPX. 'Cause one night, I was having a real tough night, one of the guys from MXPX invited me on his bus. He helped me out a lot, yeah, he held me all night long."

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"It must be real tough to be a punk rocker in Wisconsin, you get chased by rednecks and stuff."

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"This one time, Joel was too scared to ask a girl to a dance so he had me call her up and pretend I was him, and she said no and then she said 'This isn't Joel is it?' and I said, 'No it's Benj!'"

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A person told him that he backed into a parked car on the way to a show and he said...

Benji: "Are you okay?"

Person: "Yeah, I'm fine! "

Benji: "Are you SURE you're okay?!"

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Benji: "For me?"

Person: "If you squeeze it, it sings the twilight zone song."

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Benji: "Come here you get a hug!"

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"Tonight I'm spooning with Tom on my couch!" (Referring to MxPx.)

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Interviewer: "Benji, with all your piercings have you got your 'Prince Albert' done?"

Benji: "Ahahahahahaha...(innocently) Who's Prince Albert?..."

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"That's surprising [that I smell good] seeing I haven't showered in... three weeks."

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"I hope my allergies don't act up..." (In a nasaly voice...)

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"Eyeliner! Always comes in handy"

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"I am thinking about getting a job here." - Benji (about Wet Seal)

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"I don't know how your gonna take this, but Santa Claus isn't real, Bro..."

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"In the 5th grade I made a mosaic out of noodles!"

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Interviewer:"Can you dance?"

Benji: "I can freak"

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"I'm the self-proclaimed leader of the band."

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