"You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there."
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"This song is for the girls in [insert town here], because they mess with your head."
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"Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst."
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"This one's for all you emo and skater kids, we know your sensitive" ( Describing Motivation Proclamation.)
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"My last name is sex. S-E-X."
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"It's ourself and it's titled by us."
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"Weve been together since the womb. We met in the womb." (Joel to Benji.)
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"Let me put on my leather pants and open my shirt."
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"Hold your head up, it'll get better."
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"He put Bengay on my nuts!"
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"I got all the heys."
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"I'd have sex with Britney and just made out with Christina cause she'd have drama the next day."
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"I played baseball, I was actually pretty good, the coach didn't think so, but I was."
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"If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with everyone one of you!"
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"For all those people who thought they were having cybersex with Benji online they were wrong, it's not Benji you're having cyber sex with"
(Benji has a huge grin on his face to say that he actually was having cyber with people online.)
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"Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be."
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"We love you all..."
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"Yes, I am pimpin' this coat, thank you very much..."
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"So I wanna see all of you making out during this song."
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Joel: "This song is about quitting school, quitting work, quitting everything and starting a band. A punk rock band, a ska band, any kind of band. But what do you gotta do if you wanna start a boyband?"
Crowd: "You gotta kill one of the ones already out there!"
Joel: "That's right, because you gotta get in the rotation."
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"I was in Menudo."
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(When asked how touring has changed their lives) "I think you could say that we know more about the world, and we are now experts on the care and feeding of stinky, smelly socks."
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"Look what you did, you just made me say badass Buffalo five times."
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"It was the same thing, we stood in a room and picked! 'We want that guy!'"
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(Singing Seasons) "Walking all along the...grass, ya told me...ah y'all
I forgot the words..."
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"Anywhere on your leg is near the bone and that shit hurts."
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"Yeah, I hurt my finger, does anyone have a Band-Aid?"
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"Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band."
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Canadian Radio DJ: "Do you know who the prime minister of Canada is?"
Joel: "Boris Yeltsin!"
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"I'm kinda disappointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was."
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Some girl asks Joel: "Where are you playing tomorrow?"
Another girl: "Birch Hill" (She yells it really loud and fast.)
Joel: "Damn Girl."
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"We're definitely not jaded. We never really considered ourselves serious musicians who are changing music. We're just kids who wanted to be in a band."
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"People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy."
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"You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean..."
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"Okay, now who stole my wallet?"
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"Damn girl, you don't have to pinch so hard, turn around, now it's your turn!"
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"I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated."
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"It's got to be hard to be a punk in colorado. There's no air."
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"Biotch... It's G to tha mutha fuckin C!"
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"It's ourself and it's titled by us."
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"I got kicked out of class so much and it wasn't fair because I was just talking. In class, if there was a pretty girl, I would just try to talk [to her] all the time. I like to talk, especially to girls. And I got kicked out of class all the time. The teacher would be like 'All right, stop,' and I'd be like 'Okay,' and keep talking. Then I'd try to impress her and it wouldn't really work. I'd get kicked out for trying to be funny, like they'd call me up to read and I'd read the wrong thing. I didn't take high school very seriously."
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"Yeah and your teeth are clenched together and you're like, 'It's cool, man. I'm fine.'" - Joel (on getting painful tattoos)
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"I love all women!"
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"Ohhh, the scalp massage. It's good. It's a good five minutes on the crown area. It's great."
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"Benji's the evil twin."
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"You can call him Benjamin... That's what Mama calls him."
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"I'm feeling this crowd so much, I think I'm going to stand in it."
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"How erotic."
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"We represent Waldorf... Well, I know Charlotte Hall... Trinity Church Road... Yeah we love Waldorf..."
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"Paul is 21. He's growing up."
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"We're a hair band now."
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"Benji had definitely been called a freak. I mean, I've been called a freak, too, but he's definitely more freaker than I am."
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"Go back to the circus, FREAK!!"
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"We're just like Ying and Yang, me and him, like night and day sometimes." - Joel (on Benji)
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"This is a really intimate gathering... (pause, something flys up on stage) ...So intimate in fact, that someone just threw their bra up on stage!"
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Fan: Dude, your brother's an ass.
Joel: Hey, if you're going to diss my brother then I'm out of here... [leaves]
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"I gotta go brush my teeth!"
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"We got Paul over here sportin' the Ravens. And we got Billy over here rockin' 'Nightmare Before Christmas.'"
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"That's because there is no beer or ladies waiting!"
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"The shit really hit the fan!"
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"Let me finish singing this song about how poor I was, and then I'll get back to you!"
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"Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be."
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"That's 'skater' with an 8 and 'boy' with an i! Like totally!"
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"They think I'm funny, Mom!"
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You know, this is a good opportunity to make out with a security guard. They're not all assholes, they're actually pretty nice."'
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